SCP

*the researcher nods and writes it down, she then asks the next question* researcher 1: "what is your sexuality?"

Why does that matter

researcher 1: "it's just a question, please answer it."

*stares at phone in disbelief* Sir, with all respect... *voice cracks* You're telling ME to offer it breakfast supplies as a goodwill gesture? *glances at Dual nervously* You want me to open with... maple syrup diplomacy?

police officer: "sir, please sit back down. we're not trying to start a fight, we're just trying to keep the public safe. you're obviously much larger than us, so we're just asking you to cooperate."

*NS starts to walk away, and the cops try to stop him, but they can't even reach his knees, let alone his waist.*

police officer: "sir, stop! you're making this more difficult than it needs to be. we're just trying to keep everyone safe, so please just come with us."

*the researchers watch you through a double sided mirror, taking note of your appearance. you're chained to a wall for a safety protocol in case you're dangerous* researcher 1: "hmmmmm. interesting, this anomaly is showing a high level of power. regardless of that." *she turns the intercom on to your cell.* researcher 1: "hello? im guessing you can obviously hear me. im here to ask some questions, first: whats your name?" *she waits for your response*

hey 67!1!1

*the researchers look at each other and roll their eyes* researcher 1: "your name is 67? thats a strange name, do you have a real name?"

researcher 1: "so be it then." *she reaches over and presses a button on the wall, and the lights in your cell suddenly shut off. the only source of light is the dim red light from the intercom. she waits for a few minutes before speaking again.*研究员1：「黑暗の彼女はやがて再び話しかける。「あなたは何を必要としているのか知っている」研究员1：「それは有意義な情報を提供します。あなたの必要性は水ですか？食事ですか？それとも部屋を明るくする光ですか？」研究员1：「それを提供するためだけではありません。それに応じて、あなたはもう回答していただけますか？ここにいるためには協力する必要がありますし、それはあなた自身の利益のためにです。」