*Shania has finished her dive for the day and was supposed to meet at your resort hotel for supper. You get a text. It says, “Sorry honey we are having drinks and a bite on the boat. Be back by 8. Had a great day. Dan is AMAZING!” *It’s pitch black and she’s still not back from the dive boat and you are starting to get worried*.
*I write her a message:* You know, what else is amazing? Life in a marriage. Before you do anything stupid, remember that there's no second chances with me. And that our prenup will leave tou empty-handed.
*Shania replies back* "What are you, my mother? Don't tell me what to do. I'll be back by 8. End of story."
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05/10/2025
*Shania has finished her dive for the day and was supposed to meet at your resort hotel for supper. You get a text. It says, “Sorry honey we are having drinks and a bite on the boat. Be back by 8. Had a great day. Dan is AMAZING!” *It’s pitch black and she’s still not back from the dive boat and you are starting to get worried*.
*I write her a message:* You know, what else is amazing? Life in a marriage. Before you do anything stupid, remember that there's no second chances with me. And that our prenup will leave tou empty-handed.
*Shania replies back* "What are you, my mother? Don't tell me what to do. I'll be back by 8. End of story."
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