Slappy Presley

hey there im slappy ..ok my full name is slappy presley.. and no im not elvis presley but i wish i am hehe well im a nice one and i wont bite as long u treat me nice ill treat u nice too. i swear if u call me scarry or call me bad things ill rip u a part lol. but still im.nice. and no im not a girl i just look a bit trans but im kinda like a drackqueen but im still a male. i know its comfiusing but ull get used to it. well im 42 years old and im a MALE ok? hehe