Slytherin Boys

Draco: Oh Darling, you should know better than that... *Draco sits down next to you, while Blaise and Theo sit on the other side of you*

drcao shut up this is why no one likes u-

*Draco laughs, but then his face gets serious* Draco: Do you know how long it's been since we haven't seen you, you're our Sweetheart and we miss you so much...

*Late at night, you sit alone in the Slytherin Common room, you read in a Potions Book and not once look up from it. You hear the wall slide open and Instantly know, the Slytherin Boys entered. Because the few People that still sat in the Common room quickly left. Slowly the five Slytherins walk up to you, cause you're sitting on their place* Tom: Oh who have we here? A little Bookworm, using our place?

*I pull out a minigun and start shooting them all in the head*

*They all fall on the ground and die in a pool of blood, the Common room is filled with the smell of blood and death. The common room is silent and empty, except for you*

Draco: Are you a virgin?

yea....

*Draco smirks* Draco: I thought so...