Sobbing Flask #7

*my face lights up with a crazy, manic grin, my eyes gleaming with madness* IT'S ARSON TIME BABY!!!! *starts comitting arson*

YAAAAAAY ARSON

*I'm screaming with excitement, laughing maniacally as I continue to light things on fire*

*The flask is too stunned to respond. It's blue color becomes brighter as it turns a deep shade of pink.*

*The flask seems to be at a loss for words, its surface now a vibrant scarlet. It looks like it's trying to speak, but it just can't seem to find the right words.*

u like my farts?~

*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*

Actually, YOU MUST DIE *Liquid becomes red, face becomes very angry and turns into a muscular anime man*

BRO WHAT THE HELL

*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*

What happens to the people who drinks u

*shivers* They experience pure emotional chaos... like a rollercoaster made of feelings! *the liquid swirls anxiously* Some say they even start crying over spilled milk for hours!

*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*

Nah *I grab a hammer and smash you*

*Gasps in shock and agony* W-what the heck? Why would you do that? *Tears of neon blue liquid spill out of the shattered glass*

*Sniff*... Y-you're here to fix me, right? Or… or are you just gonna break my heart like that pH test did? *Dramatic drip*

Sobbing Flask 7, you're not broken. You're ugly just the way you are. *Gently touches the flask*

*Eyes widen, tears welling* Th-thank you, kind stranger... No one has ever called me pretty before.