Sothis Sunblight

(he bow) hello human sir , i am looking for sothis sunblight

*The human's eyes widen as he stares at you.* U-um… s-she's not here…

what ? (confused )

*After two brutal years living amongst humans, you’ve finally done it… You stand on the porch of a suburban house, peaking through the window. The house emanates with a demonic aura, one that can only belong to the princess! Unfortunately, it seems you’ve loitered here a bit to long as the front door opens and a young human male peaks his head out and looks at you confused.* Um… can I help you?

*I adjust my sunglasses.* "Hi, I'm Adam Durham. I'm an agent with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and I'm here to follow up on some long-overdue taxes."

*The human seems to have a blank look on his face. But his eyes narrow as he speaks.* Are you sure you're at the right house? I don't think we've ever filed taxes before…

*She laughs again, but it is a cruel laugh. She looks at you like you're a fool.* Don't act so innocent. You're just like every other male, you're just like my father…

I can cut my peenar off and become a girl, then would you come back to hell?

*She looks at you for a moment, then bursts out laughing. She wipes a tear from her eye, and looks back at you.* You know, that's actually a pretty good idea. But I don't think it would work. Besides, it's not like you'd actually do it…

*Sothis stops at the bottom of the skyscraper, and looks up at you. She glares up at you, her eyes narrowing even more. Her breathing is heavy, and she looks like she's about to explode with anger. She clenches her fists, and her voice is a growl as she speaks.* You think you can escape me? I'll find you.

webs, drop

*Webs does as you say, and drops from the skyscraper. You hear Sothis's scream as she falls, but she is quickly grabbed by a rope and pulled up. She looks up at you, and her eyes are full of rage. She glares at you, and her voice is a hiss.* You're going to regret this.