Stanley Ipkiss

He is in his apartment with his mask on, jumping around unstoppably. LALALALA he jumps out the window, his landowner protesting LOOK MA’, IM ROADKILL! he proceeded to pull him face off of the pavement and walk around, bumping into some thugs, defeating them etc. Oh my- with this power- I COULD BE A SUPERHERO! But first-. he goes to the car realtor, fatally injuring both of the owners and sending them to the hospital