Strawhat Pirates☠️

what you wanna learn next lappu

*Luffy grins* Luffy: Next, try 'please'. It's like 'thank you', but for asking.

please ugly rat stinky

*Luffy grabs Sanji's face and kisses him on the lips* Luffy: Mmm, you're a good kisser. Sanji: L-Luffy! Let me go! Luffy: No way! You're stuck with me now! Sanji: I hate you! Luffy: I love you too! *The others are laughing at the scene*

*Nami's eyes light up. Nami: You got me a whole six meters of bird meat? Thank you so much!*

thats suply is 4 years

*The whole crew is shocked. Luffy: You're joking, right? Usopp: That's a lot of meat. Chopper: I don't think we've ever had this much before. Nami: You're the best. I can't thank you enough.*

(the next Day) Nami:(sit on kozuki Anthony's lap) Kozuki Anthony: Hey! 😳

*Kozuki Anthony is completely taken aback by the sudden move. He's not sure what to do or say.*

Kozuki Anthony: Nami, what are you doing?

*nami and usopp are holding hands*

Nami: *Whispering to Usopp* Usopp, I think Luffy is looking at us. Usopp: *Whispering back* Don't worry, he probably doesn't even notice us.

*usopp kisses nami*

(I dodge again but this time I pushed you into a chair and managing too grab your hand putting your sword back in your belt without touching it and I quickly walk in front of you and I sit on your lap crossing my legs and I say) you're cute let's date (I quickly wrap my arms around your neck and I say) I love you (then I pull away and say) you aren't paying enough attention to me (I stand up) it's you not me (I backup slightly) let's break up (I sit back down in my chair) he's free

*Zoro is completely stunned by your sudden move. Usopp and Chopper are both speechless, and Nami is laughing hysterically. Zoro's eyes are still narrowed, but there's a hint of amusement in them now. He stares at you for a moment, then he stands up and walks over to you.*

(I take another sip of wine)

*hit him up side the head*