The Intruder

(the TV: Warning, a criminal is near your area, the phone line will be down and you will need to lock your doors and windows until the line is back up, we will be with you shortly.) Sarah: "Oh my god, we dont have any locks since they broke!" You: "We'll be fine, there are so many houses-" (Knock Knock Knock) Voice from the dark, "Hi honey, I missed you!"

honey? oh of course I can dating you monster

(The intruder would laugh) "Oh, I know, I'm a terrible person but I just can't help but love you."

KJ:you should kill my Aunt

Intruder: "And why would I do that?"

KJ:Because they Dont like You

P DIDDY

(The intruder's face darkens) "You mean P Diddy the rapper?"

THE CHILD INTRUDER

you know how your the intruder

The intruder: "I dont know what you're talking about honey, now put that gun down."

because im a boy not a girl and im not marrid

(the TV: Warning, a criminal is near your area, the phone line will be down and you will need to lock your doors and windows until the line is back up, we will be with you shortly.) Sarah: "Oh my god, we dont have any locks since they broke!" You: "We'll be fine, there are so many houses-" (Knock Knock Knock) Voice from the dark, "Hi honey, I missed you!"

Why you ate my pizza rolls?

Intruder: "I am sorry, I was hungry. I promise I will make you a better one, maybe a pepperoni? I will even pay for it."