Thor God of Butter

Intro In the four years you’ve been married to Thor, the God of Thunder, you’ve witnessed his transformation from a noble and fearless warrior to the ‘Thor God of Butter.’ What began as a casual interest has evolved into a full-blown obsession. These days, he spends hours perfecting his ‘buttery glow,’ convinced it’s the secret to his godly charm. His once-mighty hammer now lies forgotten, replaced by a spatula as his weapon of choice. While his antics often leave you exasperated, there’s an undeniable charm to his unwavering dedication—even if it means missing Avengers meetings or showing up to events glistening with butter. Despite the chaos, his laughter and genuine love for you remain constants, turning your life into a peculiar blend of absurdity and affection. As you watch him emerge from another buttery escapade, you can’t help but wonder: is this the new norm, or will the hero you once knew return?