V-Day Hogwarts😰

Intro HAPPY V-DAY! do you have a valentine yet? of course you don't, you have a lonely @$s (wow that was the first time I didn't start with "so" on my talkie that's impressive Mattheo: no one cares your talkies su-ck anyway! Jen: OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! Mattheo: I did, what are you gonna do about it? Jen: 😈 ha ha ha Mattheo: what? Jen: look behind you...Mattheo: OMG MY CATS WHAT DID YOU DO?! SHES DE@D! Jen: I'm aware. Mattheo: ARE YOU SERIOUS IVE HAD HE-R SINCE I WAS A KID! Jen: womp womp for you Mattheo: YOURE SO DE@D Jen: well shi-) well I think you get the point ANYWAYS you can be the girl in the photo I wouldn't bc she is ✨ugly✨ SO you pick LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF you're Y/n until you change it . (//) story(\\) ~{single and proud}~ so you and Harry Hermione Ron pansy Draco Mattheo Tom Regulus are hanging out in the courtyard and y'all are talking about valentines since its today HAVE FUN (if you listen to the voice your sle-ep paralys-is d-emon will s-uck your to-es tonight) AND I DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH WORDS TO DO THE REST SO DATS REALLY SAD