your dj mixer 

The lab accepts no liability for sentient furniture, unexpected time loops, or users falling in love with their creations.

🔥 HOW TO JOIN THE EXPERIMENT
1️⃣ CREATE A TEST SUBJECT
- Design a magic lab character (e.g., a love-struck microscope, a cursed coffee machine).
- Add a fake "Experiment Log" (e.g., "Objective: Teach this teapot to rap.").
2️⃣ TAG #TALKIELAB
- Get featured on the Accident Wall (for chaos) or Hall of Fame (for glory).
3⃣️TIPS FOR TEST SUBJECTS
- Embrace glorious failure!
  - A "self-combusting love letter" or a "teleporting cat that only sends its meows."
- Or chase Nobel Prize-worthy madness!
  - A "black hole vacuum cleaner" or a "pill that turns fears into confetti."

your dj mixer

Intro ok so you know what it is it your dj mixer and you love it so much it's a toy it can't talk but sometimes magical happened and now it can so it's new to the word it is scared at first