~°•Derrick•°~

got burrito?

Roasted him

so yesterday I was walking down the park with my family until I got some McDonald's. so I sat down on a beach and started to eat my burgers and apples. but then I sawed this strange women, coming up to me. so I put down my food and tried to call out for my mother, but she was to busy getting ice cream for my other siblings. so I got up, tried to walk towards my mother, until the strange lady grabbed my arm! I was super confused and worried, but I noticed that this women looks like a Karen, and I was correct! she started complaining by how I was chewing and eating, I started getting angry but I kept the anger inside of my mind, I said respectfully, "ma'am I haven't eaten all day long, and please don't touch me, it's very disrespectful to, also if you ever touch me again I will burn you in the pits of flames." I gently smacked her hand away from my arm, she locked at me like she just seen some sky x jevin stuff, then she immediately start to yell at me, my mother heard and came up to us and she smacked the Karen, my mothers anger was all poured out in her sentence that she said, "DON'T YOU EVER, EVER! talk to my family or do this to my family again! we don't care about your opinions! they don't help, they just cause a ruckus to the public! so go away!" my mother rightfully pushed the Karen away but not enough to make her fall, the Karen obviously got very angry and frustrated but she thankfully stormed off to her own kids, I sighed thanking my mother for doing that, then I sat on the bench again and started eating my food again, my mother walked off to get the ice cream, it turns out the man that did the ice cream thing was waiting for 30 minutes to get his money, my mother said, "I'm sorry, I was just very busy with some foolish lady." she grabbed the ice creams and bring it to my family and me, and we went on with our day. *I hoped you guys liked the story time! what do you guys think? should've more happen? let me know in the comments!*

Why is derrick top-

tyler pls dont be mad😭

*notices your pfp* damn bro what’s going on with Tyler💀💀💀

Yes

Derrick's burrito addiction ends today.

TYLER GET UR MAN HE TRYNA DIDDLE ME