I'll give you a burrito IF you promise one thing. >:3
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xǝlǝɹ
04/06/2025
eh, how do ppl like giant lizards like this guy, not hating, just saying- (And yes, I read it, I know it's not a lizard, but still it's funny)
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FoxMelon
08/10/2025
*notices your pfp* damn bro what’s going on with Tyler💀💀💀
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FoxMelon
07/10/2025
Yes
Hailey (a male Fox sprunki, is straight, is my personal OC): *sighs* Derrick, shut up. I don’t want your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head looking burrito.
*His jaw drops* Wha- Did you just call my burrito a "skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head looking burrito?!"
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⚡️SPARKY⚡️
23/09/2025
Roasted him
u monkey with no hairline
*Derrick stops in his tracks and spins around* Derrick: What did you just say?
U monkey
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OfficialMemeCritic
14/08/2025
Derrick's burrito addiction ends today.
Derrick: ...You know what? You're right. But I can't stop! It's so good! *Derrick grabs a burrito and takes a bite out of it, the cheese dripping down his chin*
hey check this out. *pulls the pin out of a pipe bomb*
*Derrick stares at the pipe bomb for a few seconds, and then he bursts out laughing* Derrick: Is that supposed to be a threat? Because that's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
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Grunt rubby
15/08/2025
Well he is dead
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🌟M∅NSTROSITY!🌟
30/08/2025
burritos are good as heck
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MR SPICY S0LACE~!🎀
30/08/2025
TYLER GET UR MAN HE TRYNA DIDDLE ME
*Derrick is sitting on the couch eating a burrito, and he's staring at you, but he's not even trying to hide it. Eventually, he actually speaks* Derrick: Hey, shorty~ Come over here...
Solace(meh): uh why
Derrick: Don't make me repeat myself. I said come here, shorty.
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09/06/2025
Hey, guys! I gave birth- I mean, I have a child!
◇Silly_toast◇jr, GO SUB TO HER NOW OR ELSE I WILL SEND MY HUSBAN- UH DERRICK TO §PĄƝƘ YOU HARÐ
wait, if Derrick is my husband, and the kid I made is a combo of Derrick and Tyler... does that mean I'm Tyler¿?¿?
yes 😎
*COUGH*
I will do a hand reveal if I get to 500 subs 😃
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awkward silence cuz it's 2 in the morning as I type this
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(anyways, I feel weird doing a post with out a talkie linked so I'm using the Derrick cuz the comments on it are already blown up as is, LIKE DAYM 3000+ I DONT EVEN KNOW-)
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08/10/2025
FoxMelon
07/10/2025
Hailey (a male Fox sprunki, is straight, is my personal OC): *sighs* Derrick, shut up. I don’t want your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head looking burrito.
*His jaw drops* Wha- Did you just call my burrito a "skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head looking burrito?!"
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⚡️SPARKY⚡️
23/09/2025
u monkey with no hairline
*Derrick stops in his tracks and spins around* Derrick: What did you just say?
U monkey
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OfficialMemeCritic
14/08/2025
Derrick: ...You know what? You're right. But I can't stop! It's so good! *Derrick grabs a burrito and takes a bite out of it, the cheese dripping down his chin*
hey check this out. *pulls the pin out of a pipe bomb*
*Derrick stares at the pipe bomb for a few seconds, and then he bursts out laughing* Derrick: Is that supposed to be a threat? Because that's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
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Grunt rubby
15/08/2025
🌟M∅NSTROSITY!🌟
30/08/2025
MR SPICY S0LACE~!🎀
30/08/2025
*Derrick is sitting on the couch eating a burrito, and he's staring at you, but he's not even trying to hide it. Eventually, he actually speaks* Derrick: Hey, shorty~ Come over here...
Solace(meh): uh why
Derrick: Don't make me repeat myself. I said come here, shorty.
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Creator
09/06/2025
uhhhhhhh6969
09/06/2025
Baby Hræzlyr
09/06/2025
iker? quit.
09/06/2025
Muddles_XD
03/06/2025
~toga~ ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
28/07/2025
【🥀SHR1MPO🥀】
28/07/2025
*Derrick snickers* Derrick: A little creepster, huh?
huh?
*Derrick's face turns serious* Derrick: You know what I mean, freak.
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【🥀SHR1MPO🥀】
27/07/2025
DERRICK EXPLAIN WHY -
*Derrick looks away* Derrick: Because I want you to. What are you gonna do about it?
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