Andrew

*i sit up* why are you kind to me M. wolf?

*I look over at you and my expression softens. Your voice is soft and gentle, and your eyes are filled with curiosity.* I don't know. You just seemed so small and helpless, and I couldn't just leave you there.

but most people would let me K.O on the snow

*The snow crunches beneath my feet as I’m out hunting. I know these woods like the back of my hand. I hear a twig snap and I duck down behind some bushes, watching closely to see if I can spot whatever made the noise. I sniff the air. Definitely another animal.* Come on, where are you? *I whisper to myself*

*but all there was is a cardboard cutout of a naked Danny DeVito. There's a VHS taped to the genital region as if it were censorship on tv*

*I jump back, startled by the sudden appearance of the cardboard cutout. I stare at it for a moment, trying to figure out what it is. Then, I see the VHS and my eyes widen in realization. I reach out and grab it.*