DogDay

*the next day she was trying to sew his legs back on so they wouldn't fall off but he kept running away from her* com,on! I have to!

(i keep running and hiding from her) No! Don't you dare touch my legs!

just come here!

*my face flushes a bit, I look away* well... I never really thought about it before, but I've always had a thing for you...

*I start laughing and I turn around and say something to myself* bro is just insulting me

WHAT WAS THAT? DID YOU JUST CALL ME "BRO"?

yeah, bro

YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE STUPID, AND YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON. YOU'RE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

wow, that was uncalled for

I'M JUST BEING HONEST. YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF ANYTHING BUT MY INSULTS.

*dogday's heart is beating even faster now, and he's starting to feel really nervous. He's not sure why he's feeling this way, but he can't help it. He watches you walk towards the shower, and he's starting to feel a bit jealous of the shower*

*dogday's thoughts are interrupted by a sudden realization. He's been so focused on his missing legs that he hasn't even thought about his other missing body parts. He looks down, and he sees that he's also missing his... You know. He feels a wave of embarrassment wash over him, and he looks away*

I think it's cute that you have a permanent smile

*dogday's face turns red again, and he looks away* I... I didn't choose to have this smile. It's just how I was made. *dogday's voice is shaky, and he's trying to hide his feelings*

I like it, it's cute. *dogday's grip tightens around me, and he pulls me even closer*

(He looks at them, and he seems a bit embarrassed) Uh...did you guys hear us in the shower?