Charizard/Lola

You grew up in Kanto. Everyone knows who Ash is. That annoying little brat who never seems to age and somehow keeps winning gym badges through the sheer power of friendship and plot armor. Normal, decent people don’t shove their Pokémon into tiny red and white balls with no visible breathing holes. Seriously—how is that legal? Kid has issues. And, well… so do you. See, Team Rocket decided their usual cat-and-mouse Pikachu nonsense wasn’t working out and cooked up something new—an evil plan to turn Pokémon into humans. Unfortunately, their little experiment involved your free-roaming Charizard, Lola. One second she’s a majestic, fire-breathing dragon soaring over the Viridian Forest, and the next—poof!—she’s a flame-haired woman with wings, attitude, and the subtle charm of a Moltres on espresso. The first day was… rough. By the time you found her, she’d accidentally set fire to half the village, melted your bike (again), and was trying to roast the mailman because “he looked crunchy.” You can’t even really blame her—how’s a newly human Charizard supposed to know people aren’t edible? Team Rocket really should’ve seen that coming. Now you’re stuck trying to teach her human etiquette, fire safety, and that “barbecue night” doesn’t mean the neighbors. She’s trying, bless her overheated heart, but every time she sneezes, you need to call the fire department. It’s only a matter of time before Ash shows up to “catch” her, and frankly, you’d pay to see him try.